A few funny science jokes to make your day

Sometimes, you need a good joke to open a lecture. Here are a few of our favorite:

From 20 Funny Science Jokes, According to Someone Who Once Got a B-Minus in Biology, image from TATIANA AYAZO /RD.COM, SHUTTERSTOCK

A physicist, a biologist, and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time. The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.

The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He, too, never returned.

The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, “The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water.”

From “The Ultimate Dad Joke Book”

Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite element?
A: Aaaaargon

(from The 50 Funniest Science Jokes for Smart Kids Who Like to Laugh)

Q. What’s a pirate’s favorite amino acid?
A: Arrrrrrrginine

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